As we touched down in Cairo, we had an overriding feeling of weariness at the prospect of Egypt. It always takes us a few days to adjust to a new country and after so many incredible sights and with our return home so imminent, our concern was that this last week might turn out to be a little disappointing. Fortunately we had one of the trip’s big hitters still to come: the Pyramids of Giza. Truly vast in scale and imposing in appearance, it’s almost impossible to imagine them being built in modern times – let alone 4000 years ago. Normally it’s one of the busiest tourist sites in the world, but thanks to the revolution it was all but deserted during our visit (aside from the army of touts – but more about them later…)

We’d been dreading the overnight journey to Luxor, but for £10 ended up with huge business class seats and one of the best night’s sleeps we’ve had on public transport all trip. We were somewhat thrown by the fact that there was not one bit of English signage in the station – only the second time in the whole trip that we’ve been genuinely flummoxed (the first was trying to explain vegetarianism in rural Korea!) – in the end we had to just jump on board what we thought was the right train and hope for the best.
Luxor is about 600km south of Cairo on the bank of the Nile and nowhere is the lack of tourists being felt more keenly. Since the revolution, visitor numbers to Egypt have dropped off a cliff and in Luxor we saw vast numbers of Nile boats moored up and rusting. Plush hotels sat half abandoned in prime positions and the ubiquitous touts were growing ever more desperate.
The premier site in Luxor is the stunning Temple of Karnak– a mass of pillars and hieroglyphs guarded by an army of sphinxes. Renovation versus restoration has been debated at every archaeological site that we’ve visited and here they had definitely gone for the heavy duty rebuild with some liberal doses of concrete. The end result does seem a bit Disneyland (we were a bit disappointed not to be getting on a ‘Mummy Returns’ style rollercoaster after walking around the ruins), but it does give an impression of the scale of the place in a way that crumbling ruins just can’t achieve.

The following day we headed out on bikes to explore the famous Valley of the Kings on the Nile’s west bank. For the first time on the trip our equipment let us down, and at the furthest point away from civilisation, I realised I had a puncture. With the baking sun reaching its zenith and faced with the prospect of pushing our bikes back for 15 kilometres, things were looking grim. Fortunately a young Egyptian boy came to our aid with a welcome bike pump that gave the wheel enough juice to see us back to safety. He even refused to take any money for his troubles, which was a pleasant antidote to the constant demand for ‘baksheesh’ that we have heard from everyone else. Punctures aside, the hieroglyphs in the tombs were pretty amazing (sadly no photos allowed) with incredibly vivid colours. However, the designs seemed so familiar that it was difficult to appreciate just how old they were. As far as I remember, gory slave torture wasn’t on our primary school curriculum though, but it seems that some of the Pharaohs were pretty keen on it!

That should have been it forLuxor, but over dinner we met an Australian who announced that he had negotiated a massive discount on a hot air balloon flight for the following morning and that we were welcome to join him. When were we ever going to get a chance to balloon over the Nile for only £20 per person? We decided to go for it and set our alarm for 4am (not entirely necessary as every hostel we’ve stayed at has been next to a mosque so the call to prayer has become our early morning wakeup call). The whole experience was beautifully serene and gave a whole different perspective of the temples and a better appreciation of their scale. Drifting with the wind over fields and villages certainly was a lovely way to sightsee.


A few hours later, we boarded our train to Aswan and settled in for a four hour executive class travel experience. Up until that point we’d encountered no evidence of the problems affecting Egypt (aside from the somewhat sinister effigies hanging from lampposts in Tahrir Square), but as the train stopped and started and finally stopped all together at a dusty station in the middle of nowhere, we knew something wasn’t right. We finally received word that ‘revolution’ was ahead and that burning barricades had been laid across the tracks. At this point we had the choice to stick around and see what happened – or beat a hasty retreat to Luxor. In the best traditions of Britons abroad (and with Monty Python’s Holy Grail firmly planted in my head), we bravely turned our tails and fled…
Our last stop in Egypt and the last of our trip was the incredible Western Desert. The whipping wind and sand has carved the calcium mountains into weird and wonderful shapes, leaving the desert littered with unusual white obelisks.

The highlight of the safari was still to come though. We spent the evening sitting around a campfire as our Bedouin guides entertained us with traditional songs and the stars erupted overhead. Whilst other tour groups we’d seen were sleeping in tents, we were invited to grab a mattress and a couple of camel hair blankets and pick a spot to sleep out under the stars. Waking up at 5am with the dawn light creeping over the horizon was an experience that neither of us will forget in a hurry.

And with that, our trip comes to an end. We’ve just spent our final day in Cairo visiting the Museum of Egypt which was stuffed with more mummies and statues than you could ever hope to see in a lifetime. Sadly, there were no cameras allowed in – but to be honest, most of the best stuff was nicked by the British 200 years ago and can be seen for free in the British Museum. Our impression of Egypt improved steadily during our trip. The problem is that the touts you meet can be amongst the most unpleasant people on earth and really colour your impression of a country. When we did get a chance to meet and talk to ‘real’ Egyptians they were almost always courteous and friendly, but the drop in tourist numbers has made those people who rely on visitors ever more desperate.
Next stop: Heathrow. We hear the weather is lovely at the moment in London so those blue skies should make our golden tans look all the more impressive. Look out for our final highlights blog next week…